Kitchen Heat

Chef Napalm loves records. CDs are OK and mp3s are fine for previewing records he might want to order, but the Chef only has enough love in his heart for records. From ABBA to Zappa, Moby to Madonna, he craves the comfortable crackle of delicious vinyl.

One day some friends asked Chef Napalm if they could borrow some of his precious records to play at their party.

And he said, “No.”

They said “Please?”

And he said, “No.”

So, they said “Aw, pleeeease.”

Finally, he replied, “Alright, but I’ll have to play them for you.” They agreed and a good time was had by all. So, come and see him; he’s really good.